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Lawyer Jokes for PC

Published by  APPsolutely Fabulous
  • Category
    Entertainment
  • Developer
    APPsolutely Fabulous
  • Downloads
    10000+
  • Android Version
    4.0.3 and up
  • Content Rating
    Mature 17+
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600+ Lawyer jokes, if you are or know a lawyer then shame on you! only joking, but probably best not to download these joke if you are.


*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card.
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

What is a contingent fee?
A contingent fee means, if the lawyer doesn't win your suit, he gets nothing.
If the lawyer does win it, you get nothing.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is admitted. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and, as is the wont for engineers, starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks, "So how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flushing toilets and working escalators, and there's no telling what an engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them, but you never see them.

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

How to Install Lawyer Jokes for Windows PC or MAC:

Lawyer Jokes is an Android Entertainment app developed by APPsolutely Fabulous and published on the Google play store. It has gained around 10000 installs so far, with an average rating of 3.0 out of 5 in the play store.

Lawyer Jokes requires Android with an OS version of 4.0.3 and up. In addition, the app has a content rating of Mature 17+, from which you can decide if it is suitable to install for family, kids, or adult users. Lawyer Jokes is an Android app and cannot be installed on Windows PC or MAC directly.

Android Emulator is a software application that enables you to run Android apps and games on a PC by emulating Android OS. There are many free Android emulators available on the internet. However, emulators consume many system resources to emulate an OS and run apps on it. So it is advised that you check the minimum and required system requirements of an Android emulator before you download and install it on your PC.

Below you will find how to install and run Lawyer Jokes on PC:

  • Firstly, download and install an Android emulator to your PC
  • Download Lawyer Jokes APK to your PC
  • Open Lawyer Jokes APK using the emulator or drag and drop the APK file into the emulator to install the app.
  • If you do not want to download the APK file, you can install Lawyer Jokes PC by connecting your Google account with the emulator and downloading the app from the play store directly.

If you follow the above steps correctly, you should have the Lawyer Jokes ready to run on your Windows PC or MAC. In addition, you can check the minimum system requirements of the emulator on the official website before installing it. This way, you can avoid any system-related technical issues.

Download Lawyer Jokes For PC

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